
Researchers theorize that the ability to acquire a new language is severely diminished around the age of 9. Actually I randomly picked that number cause I was too lazy to google it. But I do know that at some point during our short lives, our brain streamlines everything that's going on inside our noggins. Whats working gets to stay, everything else is closed down. That is why its so much easier for children to learn stuff. Nothing has been shut down; a child's brain is wide open - literally like a sponge. Language, technology, cool arm twisting tricks, whatever, it all just gets sucked right up and sticks!. Need proof? Just go ask any 9 year old how to google/text/download porn - and they'll be able to do with their eyes shut. Its just the way our brains are designed.
This desire of mine to learn French is stressing my brain out. The little-tiny construction supervisors inside my cranium who naively thought the job of building my brain was complete are now scrambling to re-build the language connectors. And I'm not kidding when I say that I can feel this process and it actually hurts. Sure I was able to go back to university and graduate with honors, and sure all that educational mumble jumble was, at times, difficult to understand, but this french is whole other story. Whoever said that English was one of the hardest languages to learn obviously spoke French as their first language.
But alas, it is getting easier. I'm three classes in and I can now respond to some very basic questions which contain words which closely resemble English words. "Tu est optimiste?" "Oui, je suis optimiste." "Tu est contente?" "Non, je ne suis pas contente" As the cobwebs and dust bunnies are slowly being evicted from my linguistic receptors, the french language is finally starting to take hold. Now don't get me wrong, the whole masculine/feminine BS is still throwing me way off but its beginning to make sense....on paper. Verbally, I'm not so sure. I think the little construction men inside my brain have been too busy hooting and hollering at passing blood cells cause they're way behind schedule on the brain-vocal cords connecting highway.
Au revoir et bonne soirée.
vous faites très bien mon ami. Not sure if i got the masculine/feminine thing right. But I'm sure you get my gist. Is "faites" right? Anyway, I'm still trying to speak English properly nevermind French. Tell those construction workers to take a break. Are they not in a union? Will parlez with you later. :)
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