Dearest
junk food, I love you so
Snickers,
McDonalds and salty potato chips
You taste
so yummy but go straight to my hips.
Bacon, eggs
and white buttered bread
You were a
treat but I think I was misled.
For I’ve
been duped, yes I’ve been tricked.
Stepping on
the scale feels like I was kicked.
Our times
together were such a delight
But you make
my pants too damn tight.
I’m so
sorry junk food but I regret to say
that our
relationship will end on New Years Day.
Yes, it’s
sad but true; our time together is looking grim
For
starting on Tuesday I’ll be hitting the gym!
Goodbye
sugar and all things sweet
I’ll think
of you every time that I eat
Broccoli,
carrots and other things bland
cause I’ll
be following the weight watchers plan.
There is
one more thing I need to say
And it
pains me to put it this way
If you
think I’ll give up my zinfandel
then you
can go right straight to HELL! Photo source: http://tinyurl.com/b7aekpc
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